And from that day forward, the most popular 
bed is Queen Sigh's bed, or as we know it today, a Queen size bed. (especially a bed on sale, or was it a sail on a bed ...or was it the aiding of the bedding for the sail: as was told of ...the great heroics of the craftsmen with their aiding and abedding?) I know it's "abetting".  


Now you know to what great lengths I will go to for a joke ...and a couple of bad ones at that.   


But at least it was intended for a good ending, if not for good humor!