I did have one more story that I made up for the children, which is so ...how can I describe what I don't know quite how to describe, as it may not even qualify as dry humor. But I am quite confident it has not been thought of by anyone else, so that would qualify as an original. I didn't quite feel right leaving you with my version of the other story ...the one which is already in print, but by leaving you with this next story, you may have no alternative but to leave me with my own "wannabe" expectations as an author.

 I usually disagree with the cliche, but "no pain, no gain" may apply to my attitude towards writing ...so here goes!!